Oh trug, I'd like to give you a hug,
You lovely black plastic receptacle
That holds so much, in servitude
Of all that is hard work and acceptable
You sit there in obedience, waiting
Waiting for the detritus of my work
You never shirk or cry off sick
You that holds me in patience
So black, not white like a dove
A thing of beauty, a thing of love...
(Not really, but it is quite good - keep on trugging)
PS: Just one thing, if one more idiot posts a link to a poxy viagara website or a weird sexually deviant website or to some Nigerian based website advertising stuff I really don't want to know about...