They have cloned together the two most evil creatures the universe has seen. Thatchros - as it has been dubbed - allegedly lives in the basement at Number 10. The proof is here for all to see:
This photo of the first Coalition Cabinet has been enhanced using new technology
It's pretty damning I'm sure you'll agree, the public are being asked to be vigilant in the extreme in the coming weeks, rumours abound as to the nature of the creature's ulterior motivation. The possibilities are boundless, this creature could be more dangerous than the former "most wanted", Dubya.